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60 Hamilton Jokes

Hamilton is the city with the waterfalls, the steel, and "the mountain" that isn't really a mountain. It is gritty, green, and growing.

Here are some affectionate Hamilton jokes.

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The mountain and the falls

  • "Going up the mountain" is a Hamilton phrase and a thigh workout.
  • Why the waterfalls? So the city has a reason to hike, in winter.
  • A Hamiltonian's favourite view is the escarpment, and the QEW, sadly.
  • The steel is the city's history, and its skyline.
  • Hamilton has more waterfalls than complaints, which is saying something.

The city

  • A Hamilton commute is "the hill" and a hope.
  • Why was the Hamiltonian calm in the rain? The falls were working.
  • A Hamiltonian doesn't say Toronto, they say "the big smoke," with a squint.
  • The city is a mix of grit, green, and good coffee.
  • Hamiltonians measure distance in waterfalls.

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The Niagara Escarpment, which splits the city into "lower" and "upper."

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