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45 Funny Mississauga Jokes

Mississauga is Toronto's polite neighbour with a big mall, wide roads, and a skyline that grew up. It is where the 401 meets the patience.

Here are some affectionate Mississauga jokes.

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The city

  • Mississauga is the city Toronto calls "next door," with affection and a tax difference.
  • Why the wide roads? So the SUVs have room to think.
  • Square One is a mall, a landmark, and a cardio session.
  • A Mississaugan's favourite phrase is "just off the 401."
  • The skyline is younger than the suburbs, and taller.

Driving

  • A Mississauga commute is a highway and a hope.
  • Why was the Mississaugan calm in traffic? They had seen worse, on the 401.
  • A Mississauga driver merges with a plan and a prayer.
  • The Hurontario is a street and a sentence.
  • Mississauga doesn't have rush hour, it has "rush day."

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