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40 Barrie Jokes

Barrie is the gateway to cottage country, the end of the 400, and the city on Kempenfelt Bay. It is where Toronto goes north and the snow goes first.

Here are some affectionate Barrie jokes.

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The city

Barrie is where the 400 ends and the cottage begins.
Why the bay? So the city has a view, and a windchill.
A Barrian's favourite season is "almost cottage."
Kempenfelt Bay is the city's mirror, and its skating rink.
Barrie gets the snow before Toronto, and keeps it longer.

Driving

A Barrie commute is the 400 and a snowplow.
Why was the Barrian calm in the snow? They had a shovel and a cottage.
A Barrie driver knows the 400, the detour, and the Tim Hortons.
The city is the gateway, and the traffic is the toll.
Barrians measure winter in trips to the cottage, cancelled.

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No, they are affectionate. We refinance drivers across Barrie.

Yes, online, including Simcoe County and cottage country.

It is the gateway to Muskoka and central Ontario cottage country.

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