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40 Ontario Jokes

Ontario is the 401, the cottage, and the polite queue. The GTA is big, the north is wide, and the traffic is a personality test.

Here are some affectionate Ontario jokes.

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The 401 and the GTA

  • The 401 is not a highway, it is a parking lot with aspirations.
  • Why do Ontarians know the traffic report by heart? It is the only honest news.
  • A Toronto driver's favourite phrase is "merge, please," said to no one.
  • The DVP is a road that charges by the minute, in time.
  • Ontarians measure commutes in podcasts.

Cottage and the north

  • Cottage country is where Toronto goes to relax in traffic, by a lake.
  • Why was the Ontarian calm in winter? They had a block heater and a plan.
  • The north is so wide the time zones argue.
  • An Ontarian's second home is a canoe.
  • The Muskoka chair is a throne, with a cup holder.

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No, they are affectionate. We refinance drivers across Ontario.

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