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50 Windsor Jokes

Windsor is the border city, the auto town, and the place where Canada waves at Detroit across the river. It works shifts, eats pizza, and knows the bridge.

Here are some affectionate Windsor jokes.

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The border

  • A Windsorite can see another country from their kitchen.
  • Why the bridge? So the pizza can commute.
  • Windsor and Detroit share a river and a timezone, mostly.
  • A Windsorite's favourite phrase is "across the river."
  • The tunnel is the city's secret hallway.

The auto town

  • Windsor builds cars and drives them, in shifts.
  • Why was the Windsorite calm at the plant? They had a shift and a pension.
  • A Windsor commute is a shift change and a coffee.
  • Windsor pizza is a fold, a meal, and a local pride.
  • Windsor doesn't have rush hour, it has "shift change."

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Frequently asked questions

No, they are affectionate. We refinance drivers across Windsor.

Yes, online, including the Windsor capital region.

Yes, with a long manufacturing history, which is why so many residents finance vehicles.

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