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39 Burlington Jokes

Burlington is the lakeside city between Hamilton and Oakville, with a nice pier and a nicer commute. It is comfortable, leafy, and near the water.

Here are some affectionate Burlington jokes.

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The lake and the pier

Burlington's pier is a walk, a photo, and a wind.
Why the lake? So the city has a horizon, and a breeze.
A Burlingtonian's favourite view is the lake, and the QEW, sadly.
The city is the comfortable middle, between grit and glitz.
Burlington is where Hamilton and Oakville meet, politely.

Driving

A Burlington commute is the QEW and a podcast.
Why was the Burlingtonian calm in traffic? They had the GO train and a coffee.
A Burlington driver merges with manners and a plan.
The city doesn't have traffic, it has "the QEW, and the 403, option."
Burlingtonians measure distance in GO stations.

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No, they are affectionate. We refinance drivers across Burlington.

Yes, online, including the GTA and Hamilton region.

Yes, it sits on Lake Ontario between Hamilton and Oakville.

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