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10 Calgary Jokes

Calgary is the Stampede, the chinook, and the office tower with a view of the Rockies. It works hard, plays hard, and wears a hat one week a year.

Here are some affectionate Calgary jokes.

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The city

  • Calgary's chinook is a winter that takes a coffee break.
  • Why the Stampede? One week a year, everyone is a cowboy, sincerely.
  • A Calgarian's favourite view is the Rockies, on a clear day.
  • The Bow is the city's river and its rush hour.
  • Calgary doesn't have traffic, it has "deerfoot, and a decision."

Driving

  • A Calgary commute is a truck and a chinook.
  • Why was the Calgarian calm in the snow? It was melting by noon.
  • A Calgary driver knows the chinook and the black ice.
  • The Rockies are the city's backdrop and its brag.
  • Calgarians measure winter in chinooks.

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