Polite and cold
- A Canadian says "sorry" when you step on their foot, then asks if your shoe is okay.
- Why do Canadians queue so politely? It's the only sport we all win.
- Canadian winter has months, and most of them are "almost spring."
- A Canadian's favourite temperature is "not bad, considering."
- We measure distance in time, and time in Tim Hortons stops.
Maple and moose
- A moose is nature's speed bump with opinions.
- Why did the Canadian bring syrup to the party? In case it was dry.
- Our second language is "eh," and our first is "sorry."
- A Canadian thank-you is "thanks, eh," which is two courtesies for the price of one.
- The beaver is our national animal because it works hard and never complains.
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