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37 Kingston Jokes and One-Liners

Kingston is the limestone city, the prison town with charm, and the university town with seasons. It sits on the water and the 401, halfway to everywhere.

Here are some affectionate Kingston jokes.

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The city

  • Kingston is made of limestone and good intentions.
  • Why the prisons? The limestone needed a use, and the city needed a story.
  • A Kingstonian's favourite view is the lake, and the causeway.
  • Queen's is the city's heartbeat, in term and out.
  • Kingston is halfway between Toronto and Montreal, and fully itself.

Driving and winter

  • A Kingston commute is the 401 and a wind off the lake.
  • Why was the Kingstonian calm in the snow? Limestone and layers.
  • The causeway is the city's front porch.
  • Kingston drivers know the wind, and the ferry.
  • A Kingston winter is the lake, the ice, and a wool layer.

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No, they are affectionate. We refinance drivers across Kingston.

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