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Rivalry humour

30 Heated Rivalry Jokes

Canada runs on rivalries: hockey, trucks, cities, and coffee. These heated rivalry jokes are for the fans who take it seriously and the rest of us who just want to laugh.

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Hockey

  • Why do Leaf fans and Canuck fans agree on nothing except the referee?
  • A rivalry is just two fanbases sharing a referee they both dislike.
  • My team won, which means the universe is fair, briefly.
  • Why was the goalie calm during the rivalry? He had a plan, and pads.
  • The only thing louder than the arena is the group chat after.

Trucks and cities

  • Ford vs Chevy is a marriage that never signs papers.
  • Calgary and Edmonton disagree on everything except the speed limit on the QE2.
  • Toronto and Montreal argue about everything except the snow.
  • Why did the truck owner switch brands? A sale, and a moment of weakness.
  • The real rivalry is between "I need a truck" and "I need parking."

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