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60 Toyota Jokes

Toyotas are the cars that outlive the loan, the decade, and occasionally the owner. They are reliable, sensible, and famously beige.

Here is an affectionate collection of Toyota jokes for drivers who just want to get there, eventually, in comfort.

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Reliability

  • A Toyota doesn't break. It waits politely for the warranty to end, then keeps going anyway.
  • Why did the Toyota reach 400,000 km? It was bored and wanted a goal.
  • My Toyota has outlived three phones, two jobs, and one marriage.
  • Toyotas don't have a "check engine" light. They have a "check schedule" light.
  • A Toyota is the most Canadian car: polite, durable, and unbothered by weather.

The Camry and Corolla

  • A Camry is the car that taught a generation what "fine" looks like.
  • Why do Corollas never get stolen? Even thieves say "I'll just take the bus."
  • The Camry's sport mode just turns the dashboard a different colour.
  • A Corolla merges the way a Canadian apologises: early, and repeatedly.
  • My Corolla's top speed is "we'll get there when we get there."

Hilux and beyond

  • A Hilux doesn't break down. It just "takes a longer view."
  • You can't kill a Hilux. People have tried, on television, for sport.
  • The RAV4 is a Corolla that started hiking.
  • A Tundra is a Camry that started lifting.
  • Why was the Toyota calm in the storm? It had seen worse and would see more.

One-liners

  • Toyotas hold value like they hold the road: gently and forever.
  • I asked my Toyota if it was tired. It said "not yet."
  • A Toyota payment is the quietest thing in the car.
  • My mechanic doesn't know my Toyota's name. We're all happier this way.
  • Reliability is just a Toyota with a full tank.

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Frequently asked questions

Yes. Toyotas hold value extremely well, which usually means strong refinancing terms. See our Toyota problems guide for context.

No, they celebrate reliability. We refinance more Camrys and Corollas than we can count.

Many Toyotas run well past 300,000 km with regular maintenance, making them financeable for years.

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