Found On Road Dead, and other classics
- Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily, according to everyone who doesn't own one.
- Found On Road Dead. Fix Or Recycle Discreetly. First On Race Day, when it starts.
- Why did the Ford cross the road? It was being towed.
- My Ford starts every morning. Some mornings it even starts on purpose.
- Ford owners don't break down. They take unscheduled scenic stops.
- Why did the Ford bring a sleeping bag? In case it needed a nap on the shoulder.
The F-150
- An F-150 doesn't fit in a parking spot. The parking spot fits around it.
- Why do F-150 owners back into spaces? So the truck can see what it conquered.
- My F-150 has four doors, six seats, and one owner who never stops talking about it.
- Fuel economy: 0 to "we'll get there" in three traffic lights.
- The F-150 is Canada's truck. The Raptor is Canada's truck on espresso.
- Why did the F-150 get a raise? It was already doing the heavy lifting.
- I asked my F-150 for a hug. It towed me instead.
The Mustang
- A Mustang leaving a cars-and-coffee meet is nature's way of clearing a crowd.
- Why do Mustangs come with crowd-control package? It's standard, and loud.
- My Mustang has 450 horsepower and 2 horsepower of restraint.
- Mustang: the only car that introduces itself with a burnout.
- Why did the Mustang visit the curb? Curiosity, mostly.
The dealership and the bill
- Ford service: where "Built Ford Tough" meets "Billed Ford Plenty."
- I asked for an estimate. They asked for my loyalty card.
- Why did the Ford go to therapy? abandonment issues after the warranty ended.
- A Ford recall is just group bonding with the dealership.
- My Ford's check engine light is a loyal friend. Always there. Never helpful.
One-liners to go
- Fords don't leak oil. They mark their territory.
- My Ford is reliable: reliably, it needs something.
- Why did the Explorer explore? It couldn't find the destination.
- Ford trucks: built tough, financed tougher.
- A Ford in the driveway is a conversation waiting to happen, mostly about payments.
- I love my Ford. My mechanic loves my Ford more.
- Why was the Ranger small? It wanted to be a Raptor when it grew up.
- My Ford doesn't age. It accrues character and invoices.
- F-150: the only vehicle that tows its own reputation.
- A Ford a day keeps the savings away, briefly.
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Frequently asked questions
Yes. F-150s hold value exceptionally well, which often makes them straightforward to refinance at a lower rate. See our Ford refinancing guide for details.
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