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37 Alberta Jokes

Alberta runs on trucks, oil, and a healthy rivalry with everyone east of it. The Rockies are gorgeous, the wind is honest, and the truck is a lifestyle.

Here are some affectionate Alberta jokes.

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Trucks and oil

  • An Alberta driveway without a truck is just a parking spot waiting for a purpose.
  • Why do Albertans love trucks? The mountains are a reason, the groceries are an excuse.
  • Alberta weather changes jobs faster than the drivers.
  • My truck's fuel gauge and the oil price have a long-term relationship.
  • An Albertan doesn't "commute," they "haul."

Cities and rivalry

  • Calgary and Edmonton disagree on everything except the speed limit on the QE2.
  • Why was the Albertan calm in the snow? It was just Tuesday.
  • An Albertan at the coast feels oddly moist and suspicious.
  • The Rockies don't argue, they just stand there, smugly.
  • Fort McMurray commutes by rotation and patience.

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Frequently asked questions

No, they are affectionate. We refinance more trucks here than anywhere.

Yes. Trucks hold value well, and Alberta has no provincial sales tax on private sales, so refinancing costs less than trading in.

Yes, plus Red Deer, Lethbridge, Fort McMurray and rural Alberta.

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