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43 Winnipeg Jokes

Winnipeg is where winter introduces itself in October and forgets to leave. The Jets are loved, the forks are friendly, and the slush is a personality.

Here are some affectionate Winnipeg jokes.

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The cold

  • Winnipeg winter doesn't arrive, it "moves in."
  • Why was the Winnipegger calm at minus 40? It was a mild day.
  • A Winnipegger's favourite season is "July."
  • The wind chill here has its own personality and a grudge.
  • Winnipeg slush is the city's way of saying "spring, sort of."

The city

  • Winnipeggers don't complain about the cold, they "mention it."
  • Why was the intersection calm? It had four-way stops and good manners.
  • A Winnipeg commute is a test of will and a battery.
  • The Forks is where the rivers meet and the tourists thaw.
  • Winnipeggers own two wardrobes: winter, and July.

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