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30 Saskatchewan Jokes

Saskatchewan is so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days. It is also beautiful, windy, and very, very wide.

Here are some affectionate Saskatchewan jokes for the people who call it home.

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The flat

  • In Saskatchewan you can see your dog run away for three days, and then run back.
  • Why is Saskatchewan so flat? So the wind has somewhere to go, forever.
  • My GPS said "turn left." I looked. There was nothing to turn left from.
  • A Saskatchewan mountain is a speed bump with confidence.
  • You don't get lost in Saskatchewan, you just keep going until you're somewhere.

The weather and the drive

  • Saskatchewan winter has two seasons: "getting cold" and "very cold."
  • A Saskatchewan commute is just a straight line and a prayer.
  • Why was the highway calm? It had no curves and no opinions.
  • The wind here doesn't blow, it "relocates."
  • Saskatchewan drivers don't use GPS, they use the horizon.

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Frequently asked questions

No, they are affectionate. We refinance drivers across Saskatchewan, flat land and all.

Yes. The whole process is online, which helps when the nearest branch is an hour down the highway.

Yes, plus Prince Albert, Moose Jaw and rural Saskatchewan.

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