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28 Manitoba Jokes

Manitoba is the province of winters, lakes, and a friendly stubbornness about both. It is cold, beautiful, and very, very wide.

Here are some affectionate Manitoba jokes.

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The cold and the lakes

  • Manitoba has more lakes than months above zero.
  • Why the cold? So the lakes have a reason to freeze, and the people, a reason to stay.
  • A Manitoban's favourite temperature is "above minus 30."
  • The province has 100,000 lakes and one long winter.
  • Manitoba summer is short, hot, and mosquito-flavoured.

The province

  • A Manitoba commute is a block heater and a hope.
  • Why was the Manitoban calm in the snow? They had a scraper and a toque.
  • Manitoba doesn't have rush hour, it has "rush season, in July."
  • The province is wide enough to have its own sky.
  • Manitobans don't complain about winter, they "prepare, thoroughly."

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