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43 Lexus Jokes

A Lexus is a Toyota that went to finishing school and paid for it. It is quiet, precise, and very expensive to service, in a hushed tone.

Here is a set of Lexus jokes for owners who like their luxury understated and their invoices clearly itemised.

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The quiet

  • A Lexus is so quiet you can hear your own buyer's remorse, softly.
  • Why don't Lexuses argue? They're built to diffuse, not defuse.
  • The cabin is so silent the navigation whispers out of politeness.
  • A Lexus doesn't startle pedestrians; it apologises into their field of vision.
  • My favourite Lexus feature is the silence, which costs extra.

Quality and the bill

  • Lexus service: where the waiting room has fresh cookies and the bill has fresh digits.
  • I asked for a quote. They offered me a latte first. I should have run.
  • Why was the Lexus calm at the shop? It expected the number and arrived composed.
  • A Lexus is a Toyota that learned to charge more by being quieter.
  • The service advisor knows your name, your kids' names, and your credit limit.
  • Reliability with a markup, served at a whisper.

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Frequently asked questions

Yes. Lexus models hold value well, which supports competitive refinancing terms.

Yes, all family-friendly and good-natured.

It shares engineering with Toyota but adds refinement and service. The value and reliability make it financeable for years.

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