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28 Audi Jokes

Audi builds precise, confident cars with lighting brighter than most opinions. The four rings are a family, and the service bill is the reunion.

Here is a set of Audi jokes for owners and the drivers following the LEDs.

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Quattro and the rings

  • Quattro means "four," as in four wheels gripping and four figures on the estimate.
  • Why four rings? One for each season you'll wait for parts.
  • An Audi doesn't slip in the snow. It commits.
  • My favourite Audi feature is the way it squats into a corner, like it's thinking it over.
  • Quattro drivers don't fear winter, they schedule it.

LEDs and the bill

  • Audi headlights are so bright they're filing for their own postal code.
  • I replaced an Audi bulb. The bulb came with a down payment.
  • Why was the Audi calm at the shop? It had already accepted the estimate.
  • Audi service: "Vorsprung durch Technik," and also "Vorsprung durch Invoice."
  • The daytime running lights announce you before the car does.
  • My Audi and my budget are in a long-term relationship, mostly with the technician.

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Frequently asked questions

Yes. Audis hold value reasonably well and can be refinanced like any financed vehicle.

Every joke is family-friendly and good-natured.

For most Canadian winters, all-wheel drive adds confidence and resale value, which can help refinancing too.

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