On the road
- A Ferrari doesn't use turn signals, it "announces intentions" through the exhaust.
- Why did the Ferrari cross the tunnel? For the echo, obviously.
- My Ferrari averages two smiles per kilometre and one wave per light.
- A Ferrari in the rain is a careful dancer in expensive shoes.
- The speed limit is the same for everyone; the temptation is not.
Ownership
- I bought a Ferrari. My accountant bought a boat.
- Why does the Ferrari come with a cover? So the garage can miss it too.
- A Ferrari's depreciation is a rumour started by people who can't afford one.
- The polish costs more than the polish on most used cars.
- You don't wash a Ferrari, you "detail an investment."
- My favourite Ferrari feature is the key, because it works.
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Frequently asked questions
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