The presence
- A Bentley doesn't merge, it "is accommodated."
- Why does the Bentley have a clock? So you can watch value hold steady, in analogue.
- A Bentley is long enough to have its own weather at both ends.
- You don't drive a Bentley, you "preside."
- The grille is wide enough to have opinions.
The leather and the cost
- Bentley leather comes from cows that went to private school.
- A Bentley oil change costs more than a holiday, and lasts about as long.
- Why was the Bentley unbothered by the fuel price? It doesn't read those signs.
- The Continental is a GT, which here means "goes through tires."
- A Bentley's depreciation is a rumour, like the Loch Ness monster.
- I filled the tank and the pump asked for a reference.
Old money vibes
- A Bentley doesn't shout. It clears its throat, and the room goes quiet.
- Why do Bentleys never hurry? Arriving is the point, not the speed.
- My Bentley's favourite word is "naturally."
- A Bentley owner doesn't wave. The car acknowledges on their behalf.
- The wood trim remembers a forest the owner has never visited.
One-liners
- Bentleys are like fine wine: best when someone else paid for the bottle.
- My Bentley and my accountant don't speak, by mutual agreement.
- A Bentley in winter is a fur coat on wheels, with heated everything.
- Why did the Bentley bring an umbrella? To shade the umbrella.
- The resale is so steady it has a pension.
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Modern Bentleys share VW Group engineering and are generally reliable, though parts and labour are expensive.