The prancing horse
- A Ferrari doesn't park, it "is displayed."
- Why does the horse prance? It's warming up for the insurance quote.
- You don't own a Ferrari, you custody it for the next enthusiast.
- A Ferrari at idle is louder than your neighbour's entire argument.
- Ferraris don't break down, they "make an entrance to the shoulder."
Speed and sound
- 0 to 100 in 3 seconds, 100 to "where do I park this" in 3 hours.
- My Ferrari's favourite key is the one that starts it; everyone's is.
- The exhaust note is tuned by angels with a deadline.
- Why was the Ferrari smiling? It had just been started, which is the best part.
- A Ferrari in traffic is a caged bird with a lease.
- The red is not a colour, it's a justification.
The bill
- Ferrari maintenance: where "minor service" is a major event.
- I asked the cost of a tune-up. They asked about my line of credit.
- Why did the Ferrari visit the ATM? Habit.
- A Ferrari tyre costs what four regular tyres wish they cost.
- The owner's manual is short. The service binder is not.
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