Bank humour

49 RBC Jokes

RBC is the bank with the lion and the rewards, and the queue that respects both. The app is blue, the statements are long, and the Avion points are patient.

Here is a set of RBC jokes for the royal and royal-adjacent.

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The lion and the app

RBC: Royal Bank of Canada, and royal wait times.
Why the lion? To guard the fees with dignity.
My RBC app loads faster than the branch queue moves.
A royal customer is just a customer who waited, regally.
The lion never roars, it just reviews the statement.

Points and the mortgage

Avion points are air travel you earn by waiting in line.
Why was the mortgage calm? It knew renewal was coming, with options.
My RBC car loan and my RBC points disagree on the value of driving.
A "pre-approval" is the bank being optimistic, then cautious.
The rewards catalogue is where dreams go to expire.

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