Bank humour

46 TD Bank Jokes

TD is the bank that stays open late and the bank that turns green into comfort. The hours are generous, the queue is patient, and the sofa in the branch is suspiciously inviting.

Here is a set of TD jokes for the comfortably banking.

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The hours and the green

TD: open when you need it, closed when you don't, briefly.
Why the green? To match the comfort, and the sofa.
My favourite TD feature is the lobby sofa, which is also the loan term.
A TD teller's favourite word is "comfortably," said about everything.
The bank that turns a line into a lounge.

The mortgage and the app

My TD mortgage is "comfortable," which is what they call long.
Why was the rate calm? It had a sofa and a story.
A TD car loan is a green statement that arrives, comfortably, monthly.
I asked for a payout quote. The advisor offered me water first.
The app is green, the balance is not.

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