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Bank humour

42 Scotiabank Jokes

Scotiabank is the bank with the scene points and the hockey tie-in. The red is bold, the rewards are a movie night, and the mortgage renewal letter arrives on schedule.

Here is a set of Scotiabank jokes for the scene-chasers and the renewers.

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Scene points and the red

  • Scene points are movie tickets you earn by waiting in line.
  • Why the red? To match the popcorn, and the statements.
  • My favourite Scotiabank feature is the free movie, which costs a mortgage.
  • A Scotiabank teller's favourite phrase is "you're banking, the Scotiabank way," which is a lot.
  • The red logo is calm, unlike the balance.

The mortgage and hockey

  • My Scotiabank mortgage renews with the hockey season, on schedule.
  • Why was the rate calm? It had a sponsor logo and a plan.
  • A Scotiabank car loan is a red envelope with a schedule.
  • I asked for a better rate. The advisor mentioned the hockey sponsorship.
  • The points catalogue is full of movies I'll see in three years.

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Yes. A car loan from Scotiabank can be refinanced with another lender if it improves your payment or rate.

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