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40 Kelowna Jokes

Kelowna is the Okanagan's sunshine, the lake, and the wine. It is hot in summer, mild in winter, and full of people who moved from Vancouver, slowly.

Here are some affectionate Kelowna jokes.

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The lake and the heat

  • Kelowna summer is a lake, a boat, and a traffic jam, in that order.
  • Why the wine? The sun works overtime here.
  • A Kelownan's favourite season is "the lake," which is most of them.
  • The Okanagan is BC's fruit bowl, and its sunburn.
  • A Kelowna weekend is a winery and a sunburn.

The city

  • A Kelowna commute is a bridge and a boat trailer.
  • Why was the Kelownan calm in the heat? They had a lake and a chardonnay.
  • Kelowna is Vancouver's retirement plan, with a view.
  • The city is small, hot, and very, very outdoorsy.
  • Kelownans measure summer in lakes and glasses.

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Yes, the Okanagan has some of the hottest summer temperatures in Canada.

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