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25 Surrey Jokes

Surrey is big, growing, and full of commuters who know Highway 1 too well. It is the city south of the Fraser with its own skyline and its own opinions.

Here are some affectionate Surrey jokes.

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The commute

  • A Surrey commute is Highway 1 and a podcast.
  • Why was the Surrey driver calm in traffic? They had the Patullo and a plan.
  • Surrey doesn't have traffic, it has "the bridge, and the wait."
  • A Surrey driver merges like they mean it.
  • The SkyTrain is Surrey's favourite escape hatch.

The city

  • Surrey is so big it has its own weather, and its own traffic report.
  • Why was the Surreyite calm in the rain? They had a Gore-Tex and a grow op joke, vintage.
  • Surrey is a city of cities, and a lot of strip malls.
  • A Surreyite's favourite phrase is "it's growing."
  • Surrey is the Lower Mainland's biggest suburb, and proud of it.

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Frequently asked questions

No, they are affectionate. We refinance drivers across Surrey.

Yes, online, across the Lower Mainland.

Yes, it is the largest city in the Lower Mainland after Vancouver.

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