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Money humour

Visa Joke Collection

Visa is everywhere you want to be, and a few places you regret. The blue stripe is a passport to purchases and a pen pal named Statement.

Here is a collection of Visa jokes for the cardholders and the budgeters.

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Everywhere

  • Visa is everywhere you want to be, and one or two places you didn't.
  • Why the blue stripe? To match the mood when the bill arrives.
  • I tapped Visa and the world said "go ahead," which is a lot of responsibility.
  • A Visa never judges, it merely records.
  • My Visa's favourite hobby is "pending," which is suspense without payoff.

The statement

  • My Visa statement is a scrapbook of decisions I'd rather not scrapbook.
  • Why was Visa calm? It knew the interest would arrive, on schedule.
  • A minimum payment is Visa's way of saying "we can do this the long way."
  • I checked my Visa balance and the app asked me to rate my experience. One star.
  • The approval beep is the most encouraging sound in my week.

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Frequently asked questions

Yes, all family-friendly.

If you have vehicle equity, refinancing can consolidate card debt at a much lower rate.

Acceptance is similar. Focus on the rate, fees and rewards that match how you actually spend.

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