Money humour

Mastercard Jokes and Humour

Mastercard built a brand on the idea that some things are priceless, and everything else goes on the card. Here is a set of jokes for the two circles and the people who carry them.

For everything else, there is interest.

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Priceless

A coffee: $5. A tank of gas: $60. The look on your face when the statement arrives: priceless.
Why two circles? One for spending, one for the regret.
My Mastercard is priceless, which is also what the interest feels like.
A "priceless" moment is just a moment the card hasn't billed yet.
The tagline forgot to mention the 21 percent APR, which is also priceless.

At the checkout

I tapped my Mastercard and felt briefly wealthy, which is the whole idea.
Why did the Mastercard go to therapy? Commitment issues and a long monthly statement.
My Mastercard's love language is "approved."
A Mastercard never asks questions, it just enables.
The two circles are calm under pressure, unlike the balance.

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