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16 American Express Jokes: Amex Card Humor

An American Express card is a status symbol with a closing date. The perks are generous, the fees are confident, and somewhere a small business has a sign that says "cash only."

Here is a set of Amex jokes for the points people and the metal-card people.

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The card and the perks

  • An Amex is the only card that comes with a concierge and an attitude.
  • Why the centurion? Someone has to guard the annual fee.
  • My Amex earns points and loses friends at restaurants with "cash only" signs.
  • A gold card is a silver card that went to business school.
  • The black card is heavy, which is the point.

At the counter

  • I presented my Amex. The cashier pointed at the "cash only" sign. We had a moment.
  • Why does Amex cost more to accept? Because it can.
  • My Amex's favourite phrase is "member since," which is a humble brag in four words.
  • An Amex doesn't have a limit, it has "a conversation."
  • The statement arrives, the points arrive later, the regret arrives in between.

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Frequently asked questions

Yes, all family-friendly.

A well-managed Amex builds credit like any card. On-time payments and low utilization matter most.

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