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Road humour

47 Tow Truck Jokes

A tow truck is the friend you never want to call and the hero you're glad exists. It arrives with a hook, a winch, and a bill that respects the hour.

Here is a set of tow truck jokes for the stranded and the rescuers.

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The hook

  • A tow truck doesn't judge, it just lifts.
  • Why was the driver calm? He had a hook and a plan.
  • My favourite view is the tow truck in the mirror, slowly becoming hope.
  • A tow truck arrives with confidence and leaves with your car.
  • The winch is the most honest machine on the road: it pulls no punches.

The bill and the ride

  • A tow bill has two parts: the distance, and the story.
  • Why did the cab ride home feel short? The bill felt long.
  • My tow driver knew the weather, the road, and my deductible.
  • A "hook-up fee" is the truck's way of saying hello, officially.
  • The ride in the cab is the most honest conversation of the week.
  • I tipped the driver. He tipped the car, gently, onto the flatbed.

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Frequently asked questions

Yes, all family-friendly.

Roadside assistance or specific coverage often does. Check your policy before you need the hook.

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