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43 Car Repo Jokes

Repossession is serious, but the fear of it has a flavour all its own. These repo jokes are gentle, and the page ends with real steps if you're genuinely behind.

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The tow truck

  • A repo truck is the only vehicle that arrives without being called, and takes yours.
  • Why was the repo agent calm? He had a list, and a winch.
  • My car and the repo agent have something in common: we both want it.
  • A "voluntary surrender" is a repo with better lighting and a ride home.
  • The repo agent's favourite song is "Gone, on a Tuesday."

The aftermath

  • A repossession stays on your credit like a guest who won't leave.
  • Why was the driveway calm? It had accepted the change.
  • I looked for my car. The spot said "you should have refinanced."
  • A deficiency balance is the bill for the car you no longer have.
  • The hardest call is the one to the lender, before the tow truck.

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Frequently asked questions

No. These jokes are gentle. If you're behind, call your lender before the tow truck does; options often exist.

If you refinance before default, a lower payment can prevent it. After default, it's usually too late. Act early.

Contact your lender immediately, ask about hardship options, and speak with a non-profit credit counsellor or a Licensed Insolvency Trustee.

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