Celebrity humour

46 Drake Jokes

Drake is Toronto's biggest ambassador and the man who turned "the 6" into a brand. He has feelings, a hotline for them, and courtside seats.

Here are some affectionate Drake jokes.

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The feelings and the 6

Drake has more feelings than the 6 has weather.
Why the hotline? So the feelings have somewhere to ring.
A Drake album is a text thread set to music.
He repped Toronto so hard the CN Tower blushed.
Drake's tears have a producer credit.

Courtside and the Raptors

Drake at courtside is a Raptors game and a distraction.
Why does he coach from the sideline? The 6 needs him, apparently.
A Drake curse is a fandom with a subplot.
He has a tattoo for every feeling and a song for every ex.
Drake doesn't sit courtside, he "presides, with a towel."

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Frequently asked questions

Yes, all family-friendly and affectionate.

Yes, he was born and raised in Toronto, Ontario.

He has been a visible, vocal courtside presence at Toronto Raptors games for years.

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