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45 Keanu Reeves Jokes

Keanu Reeves is Canada's nicest export and possibly the nicest man alive. He rides the subway, gives away money, and says "whoa" like a philosopher.

Here are some affectionate Keanu jokes.

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The nicest

  • Keanu gives away his paycheck, and his seat on the subway.
  • Why is Keanu so nice? Being from Toronto, and being Keanu.
  • A Keanu story is a kindness, a motorcycle, and a "whoa."
  • He is the only man who can make a beard and a suit look humble.
  • Keanu doesn't age, he "accrues respect."

The roles

  • John Wick is Keanu with a grudge and a pencil.
  • Why does Neo know kung fu? Because Keanu trained, sincerely.
  • A Keanu film is 100 minutes of focus and one of "whoa."
  • Ted was Keanu being excellent, before it was a brand.
  • Keanu rides a motorcycle the way he acts, calmly and fast.

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Frequently asked questions

Yes, all family-friendly and affectionate.

Yes, he was born in Beirut and raised in Toronto.

Countless set stories and public sightings of genuine kindness have made the reputation.

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