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Money humour

39 Bad Credit Jokes

Bad credit is a number with a grudge. It remembers everything and forgives slowly. These jokes are for the rebuilding crowd, because recovery starts with a smile and a plan.

The score is temporary; the jokes are forever.

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The score

  • My credit score is a three-digit number with a two-digit attitude.
  • Why was my score shy? Too many hard looks.
  • I checked my score and it asked for a reference.
  • A "fair" rating is the score being polite about being mean.
  • My favourite number is 700, and it's aspirational.

The rebuild

  • I paid down a card and the score blinked, slowly.
  • Why did utilization drop? Because I stopped looking at things I could buy.
  • A secured card is training wheels for credit.
  • My score and I are in couples therapy: weekly statements, slow progress.
  • A clean payment history is the score's love language.
  • I disputed an error and the score sent a thank-you note, six weeks later.

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Frequently asked questions

Yes, all family-friendly.

Yes. Many drivers with bruised credit refinance, especially with a clean recent payment history on the car loan.

Pay on time, keep balances low, and avoid new applications. See our credit score guide for a full plan.

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