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38 Car Payment Jokes

A car payment is a monthly appointment with your past decisions. It arrives on the first, takes from the account, and leaves a small note in the budget.

Here is a set of car payment jokes for everyone whose favourite day is "paid" and whose least favourite is "due."

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The due date

  • My car payment and my rent have a scheduling conflict, and I lose.
  • Why was the payment calm? It knew direct debit would handle it.
  • I set up auto-pay so a Tuesday could protect my Friday.
  • A "grace period" is the lender being politely disappointed.
  • My favourite notification is "payment received," and it's rare.

The term

  • My loan term is longer than some of my friendships.
  • Why did the payment stay? It had a 72-month lease on my attention.
  • I made the last payment and the car felt lighter, and so did I.
  • A balloon payment is the loan saving the surprise for the end.
  • The principal and I have an arrangement: I chip, it shrugs.
  • I refinanced and the payment blinked, surprised.

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